imagine if you will…
You glide through the crowd like a wisp of vapor, and they part before you without realizing it, shifting away as naturally as one leans out of the wind. At the podium, a well-dressed official commands attention, his phlegmy voice shaking with passion. “Reform for the people,” he declares. “Power for the working man, wealth for the poor, justice for the greedy.” His words grow louder and louder as you edge closer.
Cheers and shouts erupt from the crowd behind you, punctuating the large man’s speech. During these lulls, you catch him drawing a stained kerchief from his pocket. Dabbing it against his lips. Giving the red blotch a furtive nibble. A cold fury churns somewhere in your direct center. That little stripe of cloth was in your briefing: the politicians’ most favored accessory. With him at all times, tucked into a private pocket. Each of its many stains started as a bright red. They’ve since dried to smears of rusty brown.
You’ve been watching him for a while. You’ve seen enough.
Standing in the second row, you see chain-armored guards flanking the podium, their vigilant eyes scanning the masses with the indifferent calm of seasoned soldiers. For now, at least, they haven’t noticed you.
Your target’s speech reaches its crescendo. A tickle of anxious energy crawls like static over your palm. They say nervousness and excitement share the same humors in the heart of the criminal.
The crowd grows noisome, restless. The guardsmen turn their heads to and fro, scanning a field of blank faces, missing the single blade of grass shifting amidst them. What do you do?
story time
Epic tales and dice-fueled nights have been part of my life for over two decades. I’ve traveled the winding roads of Dungeons & Dragons and Pathfinder, and taken up arms in Warhammer’s gritty battlefields—not to mention concocting homebrew systems that cobble together my favorite mechanics. Through all that time, I’ve come to realize something crucial: a great session isn’t just about rolling high; it’s about the connections formed around the table. When players become heroes in a story that’s truly their own, memorable moments happen—both in and out of character.
At the heart of this alchemy is a personal touch. For me, being a Dungeon Master means crafting worlds and adventures that reflect the people who play in them. No two parties are the same, so why should their campaigns be cut from the same cloth? I take the threads of your backstories, combine them with the setting’s lore, and spin it all into a tapestry of challenges and triumphs. You can expect epic battlefields, stirring roleplay, and moments of laughter alongside tension. And, of course, a mound of dice to keep fate on its toes.
There’s a certain magic in witnessing someone’s character arc unfold—or watching a plan finally click into place—and I strive to make that happen every time we sit down. We may start as strangers gathered for a single session, but by the end, we’re allies who’ve weathered the storm together, forging bonds that last well beyond the final roll.
my services
I offer a comprehensive DM-for-hire package that goes beyond just running a one-off dungeon. From the moment you book a session, we collaborate on everything: custom backstories that seamlessly tie into the world’s grand tapestry, personalized plot hooks that speak to each player’s character, and a setting pulsing with life—complete with factions, legends, and hidden treasures. Whether it’s a new group dipping toes into fantasy or veterans seeking the next big challenge, I tailor adventures to your style and comfort level, ensuring every encounter feels uniquely crafted.
On game night, you don’t just get a Dungeon Master; you get a storyteller, world-builder, and enthusiastic guide through every dice roll. I bring maps, immersive scene descriptions, and a well-tested toolkit of homebrew rules that keep the action dynamic. The evening package includes a session built around your goals, pacing, and preferences—be it dungeon crawls, political intrigue, or comedic hijinks. And should you want an ongoing campaign, I track the evolution of your characters and let their choices ripple across the world, leaving a lasting imprint. With me at the helm, you can expect full immersion, real friendship-building moments, and enough adventures to fill a hero’s journal. When the final die is cast, you’ll walk away with stories worth retelling—and maybe even a few inside jokes for the road ahead.
Get in touch.
Ready to throw some bones? Got the itch to breathe in the air of a fantasy world for a little while? Ready to let your cares and worries drift away, become a part of something greater and more heroic than the sum of your worldy worries?
I’ve got you.
Don’t be shy. I’m happy to hear what you’ve got to say. And you don’t even have to put on a goblin voice to say it. (Yet.)